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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
warlockfemale
thelastundeadbraincell

Triple A game devs really out there showing their asses, huh?

"BaLdUr'S gAtE 3 sHoUlDn'T bE tHe StAnDaRd"

And why the hell not? Why shouldn't players expect more than half-finished, bug-filled games with tons of microtransactions? Why should they settle for playing regurgitated copies of whatever games have been popular for the past ten years when they could be playing games that the devs were actually passionate about making?

When you have access to a bigger budget and more resources than Larian did when they made BG3, what's your excuse for shipping a broken, half-assed mess of a game?

warlockfemale

AND forcing your people to crunch near the end when this studio did it without trying to kill their employers? That being the standard of the industry needs a big change as well and being able to have a studio we can point at and go "Ha ha look at them being not horrible and making good games" is making the big studios mad

creepyscritches
hopepunk-humanity

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ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

  • i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.
  • there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.
  • there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.
  • doing nothing is good for my soul.
  • i am not defined by what i produce.
  • my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.
  • i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.
  • i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.
eobard-thawne
eobard-thawne

who did/would you choose as divine?

there is still time for me to decide on the new divine but i want to know what the tumblr fandom thinks. i recorded my inquisitor's interactions with all three candidates on the matter so that i wouldn't forget who thinks what skdjasks please feel free to reply under this or message me etc. i am actually obsessed with this game and want to interact more ppl from the fandom :3

Cassandra
The Chantry should provide faith. Hope. Instead, it cannot veer from its course, even in the face of certain death. It needs to change. Perhaps I must be the one to change it. The circle of Magi has its place, but it needs reform. Let the mages govern themselves, with our help. Let the templars stand not as the jailors of mages, but as protectors of the innocent. We must be vigilant, but we must also be compassionate to all peoples of Thedas, human or no. That is what I would change.

Leliana
I was pondering who might be Divine and it suddenly occured to me: is it so ridiculous for the grand clerics to support me? Why shouldn't they? Change things. Change everything. No more Circles, the mages would be free. The Chantry would accept them as Maker's children. In fact, it will accept everyone: elves, drawves, even Qunari. Why exclude them? The Chantry allowes our differences to tear us apart instead of teaching us how we are the same.

Vivienne
To sit on the Sunburst Throne, a candidate should have grace, charm, and a will of solid steel. The most important thing, of course, is the restoration of the Circles and the Templar Order. The institutions that have protected Thedas for ages must be rebuilt and the malcontents utterly crushed. We cannot allow anarchists to threaten the lives of the innocent. After we restored sanity to the world, there will be time to address voices of dissent.

wilchur
allofthebees

I've seen someone say the interaction where Sean and Karen go bang in the tent is dependent on honor, and low honor is the small dick/bad sex scenerio while high honor is when they cry together and idk how true that is but the idea of Sean's dick size/bedroom performance being dependent on Arthur's honor level is incredibly funny to me

wilchur

Having just played thru that part on high honour for the first time, I can confirm that they do have much better time than they did when Arthur was dishonourable 😂 It's real.. poor Sean....

neil-gaiman
sauntering-down

i had three fic ideas.  wrote one.  i still have three fic ideas.  this is not how math is supposed to work.

scarheaded-ferret

can this post please back up it’s too close to home

alexseanchai

I had five ideas, I wrote two, now I have seven

bisexualbaker

Listen. They’re called “plot bunnies” for a reason, and it’s not just because they hop around all over your brain demanding attention.

redsixwing

🎶99 fanfic ideas on my blog

99 fanfic ideas~

Take one down, pass it around

137 fanfic ideas on my blog🎶

sevdrag

this post walked into my house and kicked in my ribs

neil-gaiman

For anyone who ever asked me where ideas come from. They creep in and breed when you’re making something else.